Some say things like "holiday is for resting, you don't learn anything, bla bla bla". NONSENSE. I've been on holiday with my family and in five days I've learned some very important lessons in life. And I decided that it's wise enough to share it with everyone. So here you go.
LESSON 1: You can never, NEVER hide from the people you know. Especially from the ones you really don't want to meet.
Ok, so we went to a small and faraway place called Pevalka. It's near the sea and there aren't many vacationers so mom thought that there wouldn't be any acquaintances of ours. WRONG. On the first day my brother saw his classmate (which he didn't like). My mom met a coworker of hers. And I saw an acquaintance of mine who's really, really hyperactive and can be annoying sometimes. So I prayed to God that she wouldn't notice me. And she didn't!
But seriously, never trust small places.
LESSON 2: ALWAYS CHECK THE WEATHER FORECAST.
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT. Unless you like riding bikes soaking wet, when the wind is blowing like, idk, 10 million times stronger than a tornado, and you can't see because the rain gets in your eyes, and when you're 15 km away from your room with no cellphone. Oh, did I forget the constant fear of being shocked by a lightning or hit by a falling branch? Remember that, too. And don't ask how I got there.
LESSON 3: If you want to do something, just DO it. Don't tell anybody about your plans. (Unless it's suicide. Or drugs. Don't do drugs.)
Ok so my mom took a picture of me sleeping at the beach. And it was HORRIBLE. Not just horrible, but HORRIBLY HORRIBLE. Idk how people manage to take pictures like this. I'M NOT EXAGGERATING. IT'S DISASTROUS. Almost like when you divide by zero. I really wanted to erase it. And guess what, I told my mom before doing so. Now I'm not only unable to erase it, I can't even go near the camera, because, you see, I'm a terrible monster who can erase all the precious pictures.
So follow my wisdom if you want, and if you don't, you'll get to experience it anyway.
Ok, that's enough for today. I'm tired and I can barely write a sentence now. asdfghjmkl. Bye.
Mood: Daily Needs
Listening to: Nena - 99 Luftballons
Reading: Silva Rerum
Watching: How I Met Your Mother
Playing: Assassin's Creed